Lockdown Artist Pillows

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lockdown casserole

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Mask cosmetics

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

2020 Panic Room

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Pandemic playhouse.

New closures due to the pandemic

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Refresher course

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"How far have you come?"

Coronavirus

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

Delta Variant Blues

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"