Location Lover T-Shirts

The Location, Location, Location Arms

Realty. Remember, location, location, location. Whoa, lady. We can only afford one house.

Real Estate Lust

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Perfect isn't it? Like we say in the trade: Location, location, location!"

Location location location - Next 3 Exits

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

A man looks up at the earth

"I don't believe in you!"

The Family Joules: Part 6

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Sick Building Syndrome

Prostate: 51st State

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Blok drives by New York City.

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.