Locally-sourced Lover Pillows

EGGS laid in America

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Wifi in Hell

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I know it's gassy...'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Say it with Pierogies"

Man on Stilts in a Market

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Maternity ward on the farm.

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Food Fight

Minnesota State Fair.

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Don

Welcome to Illusion Estates: Illusory Living At Its Best

Shop Local

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

Tell the pigs, operation New Year has begun!

"Now there are many farm raised ones, but I prefer my eye-of-newt locally sourced."

Locovores

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'

Winter's Last Snowball

Everything locally grown.

'We're looking for somewhere with some character and class... somewhere like Barnsley.'

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."