Local Wildlife Watcher Prints

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Bears catching fish

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'