Wildlife Observer Prints

"Every generation rebels, dear."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'He hasn't got a leg to stand on.'

'Was that you?'

'Consistency, Bobby, consistency!'

"So I like rutting. So sue me."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

Deer waiting at car crossing sign.

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

'You're just supposed to watch. They didn't ask for your opinion.'

"You got this."

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Birds shelter from a flood in a lifebuoy.

'Boy, this is potent: Even I can't stomach this...'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

Spawning did nothing for Maurice and Kevin.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Fish verses bird perspective.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Birth of a shy/paranoid bird.

'Mmm. Rhesus pieces.'

'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

"Stop, it's a devious trap! In my day, they used to use a goat..."

If you had an ass I'd kick it!

Having a Bad Heron Day.

Owls: 'Whoo! Who cares. Woooo? Me! I care!'

'We're experience a housing recovery.'