Local Transport Mugs

"Well the GOOD news is that the Government is at last acknowledging our broad and comprehensive knowledge about our communities ad that we can offer MORE than simple health services. . ."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Planned service changes

Latest Railway Marvel.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"XIVth Street"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Subway Thrillers

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."