Local Scene Devotee Gifts

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Theatre Crowd

"Bravo!"

"We need rain."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

3D Theatre

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Sadie hated Sunday lunchtimes.

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

"What?!"

'Ladies and Gentlemen, please take your seats, tonight's performance is about to begin!'

Oast House

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

'And now, will the best man please come forward with the custard pies?'

Protestor holding sign reading 'Gravitate Locally'.

Bus Stop.

'We've got a saying here about our beef hut, Claude. . . 'if you don't like the service, just wait 45 minutes.' Drives out-of-towners nuts!'

"I love this town!"

Birds bringing a cold front into Bath Centre

Escaped convict hides from police in dance troupe.

Man riding to Hampton Races

Locally Sourced Locals

Crash test dummy testing vine by swinging into brick wall in jungle while jungle man takes notes.