Local Pub Historians Mugs

A Deserted Bar

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Reaper's Arms

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Your shout!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'

William Tell Overture

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.