Local Pub Goer Prints

"The sign of the sun has been a big influence on his local life, it's his local pub."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Beers

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Professional woman in pub

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'