Local Pub Goer Mugs

"The sign of the sun has been a big influence on his local life, it's his local pub."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

City Boy.

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Professional woman in pub

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'