Local Politician Prints

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

"When I return to public office, some people had better watch out."

Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.

"...Ever since he was elected to the town council."

"No, I don't want to sign your petition, thank you."

Jackie Weaver

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"They're spelt differently!"

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'Hey, he's just some guy from the neighborhood -- and you know what Chicago neighborhoods are like!'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"We find that we have to put this on all public consultation websites ..."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Elect ME, your neighbor!

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

"Engaging people in local democracy should be at the core of everything that we do!"

Downsized: Worldwide Global Grocers, Inc...now Mom & Pop

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

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