Local Landmark Fan Pillows

"I'm sorry but after 'Henman Hill' and 'Murray Mound' we're really only interested in supporting players whose names rhyme with the local topography."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

A watch face with Stonehenge

I love the Shard

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Ms. Rusmore

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Pisa Hut.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Little boy dragon

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Right Here

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Australasia.

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

I love Big Ben

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Sightseeing Bus

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

Pigeon hater.

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

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Rushmore Island.

New York Powercut

'If we can make them small enough, we can wear them on our wrists.'