Local Government Employees T-Shirts

Parking Placards

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Politicians are from Uranus.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Capital Tours

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"From this you make a living?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Dept. of the Treasury

social services cuts

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.