Local Authorities Worker T-Shirts

"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Politicians are from Uranus.

Capital Tours

"Whine and cheezed party."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Danger Falling Leaves

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Where tax money goes...

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'