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See you at the farmers market!

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

Sign Reform

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Supply Chain

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"I really hate sales meetings"

High end of the market...

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

First-Customer-Earned

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Till malfunction