Loan Juggling Parent Pillows

'Fellas, I swear I'll get you the money! Remember the money was for my kid's education.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Fries and kids

'Wait a minute....!

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

The relay race

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Oops.

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Student Debt

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"It was at this point that our wives left us."

'That's enough Rusty.'

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."