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"That's all we can do about the federal loan at this time. Next business."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"What's a debenture?"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Historic Bank Jobs.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Wait a minute....!

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"Your repayments start now!"

Recession

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'