Llama Lover Pillows

'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'

'Right in the face? I am so proud, your spitting accuracy has improved so much!'

'Llamas spit, Doctor!'

'No. I insist. You first.'

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

Using lama as an umbrella

'Be my guest. Have a smell.'

'You want me to lead you where?'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.'

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Spit roasted meat.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

So Far So Good

"You had me at alternative milk."

Volcaniax

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Spa Dog

"Yeah, I used to be able to spit, but now I mostly drool..."

The Daily Commute

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

The Deli Llama

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

"Wine makes him sleepy."