Llama Fan Prints

'My spit smells worse.'

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Seriously, that guy was such an idiot he wasn't even worth wasting spit on...'

"Yeah, I used to be able to spit, but now I mostly drool..."

Occu-Pie Mars

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Bowled over again!

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Currently Boston

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Drama Llama

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

The Deli Llama

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

I don't just love you, I think I llove you.

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Ninja.

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

"No, I'm scarier."