Latin Fan Prints

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Currently Boston

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

Carpe diem

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Consummatum est.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Flamenco

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

I love Classics.

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"There's actually nothing wrong with you but I can write out something in Latin to show your boss."

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"Carpe the per diem."

"I celebrate valentine's gastronomically."

Monstrosa Impressus

Wordplay: Verbs.

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'