Living Room Risk-taker Pillows

"You were right. He loves it."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Pilot with champagne.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Marco ..."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

On the brink.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'I don't like to take chances.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Breakthrough

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom