Living Room Comfort Pillows

"Trapped in the tv..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"You're never home."

"He's an indoor cat."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"In da house"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"I see a couch."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

E-Z Livin'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Watching telly

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

"C'mere, space heater."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."