Living Off The Land Mugs

"The inflation isn't that bad. The kids pick berries, my wife picks grass and leaves, and once a month we can afford a loaf of bread."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Solar Panel

America Off-line.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Family living in an allevator

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

"I'm off the grid."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

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Desert Island Wind Farm

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

Are you eating properly?

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

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"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."