Off-the-grid Dweller Mugs

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

The Ungooglable Man

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

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"I'm off the grid."

Desert Island Wind Farm

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Living off the griddle

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Sunrise

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."