Liverpudlian Spirit T-Shirts

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Dairy Devil

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you how long it's been since he had a bowel movement."

"You know…feces throwing just doesn't seem as politically incorrect as it used to."

"Where there's smoke there's fire, at least there will be after someone invents fire."

A cheerleader doing a high kick

Bartenders making cocktails

Teenage Beluga

Makes me feel young again!

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

Headless ghost listening to ghetto blaster.