Liverpudlian Spirit T-Shirts

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Dairy Devil

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Spring Chicken"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"You know…feces throwing just doesn't seem as politically incorrect as it used to."

"Where there's smoke there's fire, at least there will be after someone invents fire."

A cheerleader doing a high kick

Bartenders making cocktails

Teenage Beluga

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you how long it's been since he had a bowel movement."

Makes me feel young again!

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

Cherub and old angel

Headless ghost listening to ghetto blaster.