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'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Comedy Cafe

Daughters on the beach

At the rock concert...

"To be or not to be."

Modern Major General

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Applause

Senta jumps into the sea

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Jester Surgeon

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Ghostship

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Tristan and Isolde

Countess

Bette Midler

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Meryl Streep

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Little ship of horrors

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'