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Oligarchy

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Man Reading Laptop.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Hang in There Democracy!

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Joe Biden

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

The Evening News

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Dictators Consuming the World

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

Hillary Clinton and American politics.

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

The Barrel of a Gun: the Press and the Truth

The Ayatollah Bomb?