Little Titan Gifts

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"He likes it."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Hobby Store

Two Players both holding the same cue.

The household cavalry

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Cleaning Lockers.

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Welcome to the rat race.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

Workmen Lifting.

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

"Being in education, I'm very athletic — I'm a political football, a punching bag, and a hurdle jumper."

Coronavirus Self-isolation Children's Activities.

'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'

Minimalist Japanese junk shop