Little Prince T-Shirts

To my future King.

"Young Frankenstein"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

High security Santa's grotto

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Playdough's The Republic

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Imagination

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'The Torch Holder'.

A young positivist.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"