Little Novelist Mugs

"How much longer are you going to be on your autobiography?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The DaVinci Code

The Victors

Reading my Critics

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Honoré de Balzac

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

John Bunyan

Jr. cloning kit

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Playdough's The Republic

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"I try to write a little bit every day."