Little Monster Charm Mugs

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Vampire Bat

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Monster mobiles.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

Good Luck

Samurai offspring.

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

"Break an Egg!"

Casino

-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!

'He's a born politician.'

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

A monster in a pink bow

"Local Showers"

Michael Ramsey 'One Lucky SOB.'

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

'Hurry up, the first race starts in 20 minutes...'

"I won't be able to do any work today because I forgot to wear my special accounting socks."