Little Mess-makers Pillows

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Instant art

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Child doing the washing up

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Gangster Babies

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'I need something to spill.'

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

Mandolin Players At Dinner

Whatever