Adorable Mess Maker Pillows

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Instant art

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

Child doing the washing up

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'I need something to spill.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

The Creative Process

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

Mandolin Players At Dinner

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'