Little League Enthusiasts Mugs

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

Arcade Game Baseball.

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Pitching problems.

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'Nasa finally runs out of ideas for new missions'. Colour

Sportsmanship