Little Inventors Gifts

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Wildlife

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Jr. cloning kit

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Children's Imagination

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Daisy Diaper Service

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game