Little Dramatist Mugs

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Four children playing the flute.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Tabletop Theatre

A man taking a bow

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

'Hard to follow...'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Take a bow!

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

John Masefield.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Eugene Ionesco

James Barrie.

The Modern Godot

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

Modern Day Hamlet.

Nikolai Gogol

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"At last! They've begun downsizing the top level."