Little Decorator Mugs

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Filet minion

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Shelter Cat Nap

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I love these old decorations!"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Hammer

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Face Painting.

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Redecorating Easter Island.