Little Baseball Fan Mugs

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Monster Baseball

Baseball.

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

A boy with a football

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"