Litter Picker Prints

The Hole in the Litter Picker's Bag.

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"Pick me!"

Biofelineism

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

The Scenic Route

He loves me...

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

"I get paid by the word."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

Oranges, lemons and limes.

"I love this time of year when the leaves hide the empty burger boxes, beer cans, chocolate wrappers..."

'I understand that the hazardous waste they're hauling is used cat litter.'

Garbage dumped in the streets

Tomatoes - organic, heirloom, throwing.

"It's O.K. I've got it."

'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'

Cappucinos to Go

"They hate me, they hate me not. . ."

"She values her privacy."

To really know a potato, stare deeply into its eyes.

'I hate 'make a difference day'.'

Lorry Drivers' Training School