Litter Picker-upper Prints

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

"Pick me!"

Biofelineism

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

The Scenic Route

He loves me...

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"I get paid by the word."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"I'll have a number 5."

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

'I just can't bear to put it up for adoption.'

Oranges, lemons and limes.

Tomatoes - organic, heirloom, throwing.

"It's O.K. I've got it."

'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'

"They hate me, they hate me not. . ."

Cappucinos to Go

"She values her privacy."

To really know a potato, stare deeply into its eyes.

'I hate 'make a difference day'.'