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What if cats talked dirty...

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Cat Reunion

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Bront?saurus.'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

'Thanks to Obama the Nobel Prize has lost much of its prestige. This is the third time I got one in my surprise meal this week.'

"Then I began to think outside the litter box."

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

A cats perspective of a desert

'Did I startle you?'

In writing War and Peace, Tolstoy was going for the big laugh, but the more he wrote, the more elusive it became.

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

'I wouldn't worry about not brushing before bed if it was just the one night, Mr. Van Winkle.'

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