Literature Device Admirer Mugs

"That night, Rachel discovered the truth about Ed’s past…" "I’ve had it with these blasted narrative boxes!"

First Novels.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Joan Hickson

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Thomas Hardy

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

The Book Lover

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.