Literary Appreciator Mugs

A Monk making T-shirts.

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Joan Hickson

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Iliadette.

Don Quixote

"Author does not do tricks."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

George Orwell

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Sue the Author 3PM