Literature Debater Gifts

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

Yes, such a meeting of Mistress' friends can be very feisty and involve lots of arguing: it's called a "book club"...

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What's normal?

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

The economy.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Now that's a win."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Our Two Parties, Explained

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Roe v. Wade

Armageddon

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Unanimous voting.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'