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Screen Addiction

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Screen Time vs Book Time

Stephen Spender.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Tequila Mockingbird

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Al Dante

Richard the Turd

Larry's Literary Market

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Mad Hatter's tea party.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'So who's smoking?'

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

Welcome back students.

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

covid mask - Lend me your ears

Modern Day Hamlet.

Giant Headless Horseman

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.