Literary Sipper Mugs

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Wino Appreciation Group

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

A very fine vintage

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Can I get you another coffee?

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

Forrest Gander

"You need a hobby."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

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