Literary Perfectionist Prints

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Poetry repairman

Writer

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Perfection

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

"Page 33, line 4..."

Communikations Semminar.

"Now you can send it."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.