Literary Monster Fan Pillows

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Zombies.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kongs first christmas

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Official Fight Cards

Zombie pet tricks.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Casting in the swamp.

'We were made for each other.'

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"Well, we got the grant."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'