Literary Monster Fan Pillows

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Zombies.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kongs first christmas

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Zombie pet tricks.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Official Fight Cards

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Halloween Selfie

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Well, we got the grant."

"I feel all tingly."

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'