"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."
Literary Jokesters Mugs
Find witty and humorous mugs perfect for literary jokesters. These clever designs bring a smile to any book lover's face and make every coffee break a moment of literary humor.
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! Malaprop Man! I hear you told people in England you're royalty. Yeah, at first they didn't realize that I was only Joe King. I was an error to the throne who rained for forty days and forty knights. It's disappointing though that I never got to see a pig riding contest at Bucking Ham palace. And I never met Sherlock Holmes. He's the guy who followed the foot prince!
A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.
'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'
Children disturbing a heart rate reading.
Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'
"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."
"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."
It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.
Wind Tunnel of Love.
'I've only come to get my nail back.'
"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."
Extremely Practical Jokes.
"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."
'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'
Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'
Consenting Adults.
"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."
Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.
"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."
Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.
Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w
'What, not even a kiss first?'
"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"
"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."
"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."
Peniteniary for the terminally silly.
Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'
'I can't make it, I'm dead.'
Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'
Increase Your Height.
That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!
"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"
'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'
Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.
Literary Jokesters Mugs Collection
Literary Jokesters Pillows
Explore our cozy pillows with literary humor—perfect for adding a playful touch to their reading nook or living room.
Literary Jokesters Prints
Browse our selection of funny prints featuring literary jokes that make a great gift or fun decor for any book lover’s space.
Literary Jokesters T-Shirts
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