Literary Jogger Mugs

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Introducing...Anagraman.

City Marathon.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Health

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Cross-country knitting.

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Here comes the 7:15...'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Buns of Steel.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'That's my jogging suit.'

Caution falling books